When Hayden secretly recruits a top quarterback, Christine blabs to a sportscaster.
Hayden consoles a wealthy alumnus' widow to secure a substantial donation.
Hayden's plan to get even with the women's basketball coach jeopardizes Dauber's romance with her.
In an effort to play the matchmaker, Christine decides to set the serially single Luther up on a blind date with one of her friends.
While Christine, a woman of culture, tries to understand the appeal of football, Hayden's staunch aversion to art brings out her inner linebacker.
Soon after settling into a long-awaited romantic getaway, Hayden and Christine are beset upon by Kelly and Stuart.
