The BEST episodes directed by Alan Alda

Goodbye, Farewell and Amen
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8.75
398 votes

#1 - Goodbye, Farewell and Amen

M*A*S*H - Season 11 - Episode 16

Hawkeye is sent to a mental hospital; a freak accident causes Father Mulcahy to lose his hearing; Margaret worries about her post-war plans; Charles run across a band of Chinese musicians; BJ is sent home, much to Hawkeye's dismay; Klinger decides to stay in Korea to marry Soon-Lee; a ceasefire is declared, ending the war.

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Dear Ma
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7.57
474 votes

#2 - Dear Ma

M*A*S*H - Season 4 - Episode 16

Radar writes home to his mother, as Hawkeye conducts the camp foot inspection, and Colonel Potter gets some shrapnel in his backside.

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Fallen Idol
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7.51
463 votes

#3 - Fallen Idol

M*A*S*H - Season 6 - Episode 2

Radar wants to become a man so Hawkeye recommends he goes to Seoul. On his way there he is hit by a mine. Hawkeye performs surgery on him. After surgery, Hawkeye goes to the Officers Club where he gets hammered. The next day he goes to surgery severely hung over. Radar tells Hawkeye he is disappointed in him. Hawkeye explodes and is then yelled at by Major Houlihan, Colonel Potter and Father Mulcahy. Radar and Hawkeye make up. Radar receives a Purple Heart.

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The Life You Save
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7.46
315 votes

#4 - The Life You Save

M*A*S*H - Season 9 - Episode 20

After Charles is nearly felled by a sniper's bullet, he develops a philosophical obsession with death. Meanwhile, the officers have all been assigned new responsibilities.

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Dear Sigmund
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7.46
444 votes

#5 - Dear Sigmund

M*A*S*H - Season 5 - Episode 7

Sidney Freedman, feeling depressed, visits the 4077th to observe how they fare under the pressures of war. He begins a letter to Sigmund Freud as a form of self-therapy, and releases his tension in the form of a practical joke with B.J., aimed at Frank Burns.

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Dear Mildred
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7.45
513 votes

#6 - Dear Mildred

M*A*S*H - Season 4 - Episode 7

It's Potter's anniversary. While Potter writes home, Frank and Hot Lips have a wood carving made for him, and Radar rescues a horse and makes him a present of it.

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Depressing News
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7.45
291 votes

#7 - Depressing News

M*A*S*H - Season 9 - Episode 12

Klinger's army newspaper reports on Hawkeye's monument to military stupidity; a giant tower made from a half million erroneously shipped tongue depressors.

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Dreams
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7.43
280 votes

#8 - Dreams

M*A*S*H - Season 8 - Episode 22

The 4077th can't escape the Korean War, even in its dreams. Exhausted after two days without sleep, members of the 4077th steal away for catnaps and experience dreams that reveal their fears, yearnings and frustrations.

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Father's Day
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7.39
346 votes

#9 - Father's Day

M*A*S*H - Season 9 - Episode 4

Margaret has trouble pretending she's a chip off the old block when her dad, blood and guts "Howitzer" Al Houlihan, arrives for a visit. Also, Hawkeye fixes up a soldier who repays them with a large side of steak, but the general who it belongs to is really steamed.

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War of Nerves
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7.39
447 votes

#10 - War of Nerves

M*A*S*H - Season 6 - Episode 4

The 4077th, caught up in tension and nerves, creates a bonfire to release their pressure. Meanwhile, Sidney Freedman is depressed over a young soldier who blames him for his injuries, because Freedman had sent him back into combat.

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Dear Sis
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7.34
421 votes

#11 - Dear Sis

M*A*S*H - Season 7 - Episode 14

Father Mulcahy writes a pre-Christmas letter to his sister, who is a nun. He recounts his frustrations at not being more effective at the 4077th.

Life Time
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7.30
364 votes

#12 - Life Time

M*A*S*H - Season 8 - Episode 11

Hawkeye and BJ race against the clock to save a soldier from paralysis. BJ harvesting an aorta from a dead soldier doesn't sit well with the soldier's friend.

In Love and War
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7.27
413 votes

#13 - In Love and War

M*A*S*H - Season 6 - Episode 7

Hawkeye falls in love with Kyong Soon, a Korean woman who is caring for her sick mother and orphaned children. But all hope is lost as Kyong takes her possessions and the children to the south after her mother has died.

Mail Call
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7.27
545 votes

#14 - Mail Call

M*A*S*H - Season 2 - Episode 23

The arrival of a new batch of mail leaves Trapper depressed, and thinking of desertion, despite Hawkeye's efforts to dissuade him. Meanwhile, Hawkeye learns that he has successfully tricked Frank into buying stocks in a fictitious company, Pioneer Aviation.

The Late Captain Pierce
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7.23
540 votes

#15 - The Late Captain Pierce

M*A*S*H - Season 4 - Episode 4

When Hawkeye's father is notified that he's dead, he finds it's no easy matter either to get word to him or to establish otherwise.

The Billfold Syndrome
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7.21
372 votes

#16 - The Billfold Syndrome

M*A*S*H - Season 7 - Episode 5

Charles becomes so irate, when he is turned down for a future medical position at home, that he refuses to talk to anyone in the unit, until Hawkeye and B.J. send him a false telegram from home. Meanwhile, a young soldier, Jerry Wilson, can't remember his own identity, so Sidney Freedman is called for help.

Yessir, That's Our Baby
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7.21
400 votes

#17 - Yessir, That's Our Baby

M*A*S*H - Season 8 - Episode 15

A baby born to a Korean woman and an American GI is abandoned at the 4077th. Knowing that Amer-Asian children are often mistreated in Korean society, the troop sets about the frustrating task of finding a new home for the infant.

Where There's a Will, There's a War
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7.19
335 votes

#18 - Where There's a Will, There's a War

M*A*S*H - Season 10 - Episode 16

Hawkeye goes to help at an aid station, and under heavy shelling he draws up a will, leaving various items to his friends at the 4077th.

Bottoms Up
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7.17
282 votes

#19 - Bottoms Up

M*A*S*H - Season 9 - Episode 15

One of Margaret's nurses tries to hide her severe drinking problem, and Hawkeye is scorned after a practical joke he plays on Winchester backfires.

Margaret's Engagement
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7.17
414 votes

#20 - Margaret's Engagement

M*A*S*H - Season 5 - Episode 2

Margaret, calling from Tokyo, holds the camp in suspense until she returns with the news of her engagement to Lieutenant Colonel Donald Penobscott. Frank Burns takes the news hard and arrests a Korean family as spies.

Bulletin Board
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7.17
450 votes

#21 - Bulletin Board

M*A*S*H - Season 3 - Episode 16

Camp activities include Henry's nervous delivery of a sex lecture, with Hawkeye's and Trapper's heckling, a Shirley Temple movie, and a cookout.

The Kids
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7.16
492 votes

#22 - The Kids

M*A*S*H - Season 4 - Episode 8

The 4077th plays host to kids bombed out of their orphanage, and at the same time has to deliver a baby and care for battle casualties.

Major Ego
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7.12
398 votes

#23 - Major Ego

M*A*S*H - Season 7 - Episode 8

Captain Tom Greenleigh of Stars and Stripes comes to the 4077th to write an article about Charles, which makes him act even more egotistical than usual. Meanwhile, Margeret finds out her estranged husband Donald has tied up their joint account, while fending off at first -- then accepting -- the advances of Greenleigh. Klinger dresses up as various movie characters with the hope that Stars and Stripes will write about how crazy he is.

Comrades in Arms (Part 2)
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7.05
399 votes

#24 - Comrades in Arms (Part 2)

M*A*S*H - Season 6 - Episode 13

Margaret and Hawkeye seek solace from enemy fire in each other's arms and end up, briefly, as lovers.

Hepatitis
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7.03
429 votes

#25 - Hepatitis

M*A*S*H - Season 5 - Episode 19

Father Mulcahy comes down with infectious hepatitis, and Hawkeye has to give the whole camp antibiotics, whilst dealing with a psychosomatic back pain. Meanwhile, B.J. has to perform a very difficult operation.

Exorcism
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7.02
434 votes

#26 - Exorcism

M*A*S*H - Season 5 - Episode 12

After Potter orders Radar to move a Korean spirit post believed to ward off evil spirits, things mysteriously begin to go wrong. When an old Korean man is brought into camp for medical attention, he refuses surgery unless the spirits in the camp are exorcised. A priestess is brought in, who exhibits her dance and her bells and chants. All is well, and Radar returns the spirit post to its original position.

Inga
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6.99
382 votes

#27 - Inga

M*A*S*H - Season 7 - Episode 16

It's instant attraction for Hawkeye when a beautiful Swedish doctor, called Inga, arrives to observe combat surgery. That is, until she upstages him in the operating room with a superior technique, and his ego is bruised.

Lend a Hand
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6.98
343 votes

#28 - Lend a Hand

M*A*S*H - Season 8 - Episode 20

Irritated that the 4077th is planning a "surprise" party for him, Hawkeye volunteers to go to the aid of a wounded surgeon at the front. An additional irritant to Hawkeye is the arrival of Dr. Borelli, a wisecracking medical advisor with whom he habitually disagrees.

Guerilla My Dreams
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6.93
356 votes

#29 - Guerilla My Dreams

M*A*S*H - Season 8 - Episode 3

The arrival of a wounded Korean woman sparks a conflict at the 4077th: Hawkeye wants to heal her, but a steely ROK officer, Lt. Park, is more anxious to "question" her about alleged guerilla activities.

Communication Breakdown
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6.89
315 votes

#30 - Communication Breakdown

M*A*S*H - Season 10 - Episode 6

Winchester infuriates the camp when he hoards his stateside newspapers, and Hawkeye reunites two Korean brothers who have been fighting on opposite sides of the war.

Follies of the Living - Concerns of the Dead
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6.76
338 votes

#31 - Follies of the Living - Concerns of the Dead

M*A*S*H - Season 10 - Episode 10

Whilst suffering a fever, Klinger communicates with the spirit of a dead soldier, Private Weston, who stays on to witness his own last rites.