The BEST episodes written by Victor Ortado

Cow Loves Piles
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7.90
39 votes

#1 - Cow Loves Piles

Cow and Chicken - Season 1 - Episode 22

Cow buys the new Piles the Beaver Doll, and takes him to the carnival with her. When he's catapaulted into the air, she then goes on a wild goose chase all over the carnival just to catch him.

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The Cow with Four Eyes
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7.13
39 votes

#2 - The Cow with Four Eyes

Cow and Chicken - Season 1 - Episode 16

Cow has a new pair of glasses, and suddenly becomes the smartest person in school. Chicken decides that two can play at that game and gets glasses himself, but since he already has perfect vision, the glasses make everything look blurry. He soon becomes the new smartest kid in class. Because of his new intellect, he is placed in charge of tearing down the new ""dungeon"", which was really a new indoor swimming pool.

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The King and Queen of Cheese
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6.98
63 votes

#3 - The King and Queen of Cheese

Cow and Chicken - Season 1 - Episode 26

Cow goes to Arkansas to meet The Red Guy, who is trying to become the King and Queen of Cheese. The problem is that his method of making cheese is sucking the cheese out of things such as buckets, water towers, weasels, haystacks, silos, grandmas, horses, dogs, lizards, hyenas, ducks, and now Cow. Chicken rescues Cow and the other animals, who then turn the cheese suckers to The Red Guy.

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Who is Super Cow?
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6.97
61 votes

#4 - Who is Super Cow?

Cow and Chicken - Season 1 - Episode 6

The Red Guy is sick of being foiled by Super Cow, so he opens up a laundrimat for super heroes, in hope to find out who she really is. It doesn't work, so he goes to Cow and Chicken's house, and kidnaps Cow. Chicken then goes to the rescue as Super Cow for her.

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Happy Meat
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6.75
50 votes

#5 - Happy Meat

Cow and Chicken - Season 1 - Episode 12

Chicken is sick of the cafeteria's food, which is nothing but a steady diet of ketchup. Since Chicken is against it, he has been banned from eating anything from the cafeteria. After a halusination of seeing his great grandpa and grandma, Cow and Chicken decide to open up their own little meat cafe, which turns out to be quite popular.

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The Molting Fairy
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6.71
79 votes

#6 - The Molting Fairy

Cow and Chicken - Season 1 - Episode 8

Chicken starts molting, and is convinced that he'll get a dollar for every feather by the molting fairy. Chicken adds it up to $700, and decides to start an I.O.U. system at the carnival.

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Alive!
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6.41
116 votes

#7 - Alive!

Cow and Chicken - Season 1 - Episode 5

Cousin, Boneless Chicken has been assigned to babysit Cow. She takes him outside to play catch, in which she throws him, and then catches him. At one moment, she tosses him too high, and he's stuck on the roof. After she goes after him, she accidentally knocks down the laddar, and is now stuck on the roof too.

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Headhunting in Oregon
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6.39
71 votes

#8 - Headhunting in Oregon

Cow and Chicken - Season 1 - Episode 25

Mom and Dad take Cow and Chicken on a vacation in Oregon to find ""head hunters"". The Red Guy is their tour guide, and takes them into the woods, where they find a tribe of headhunters. While Cow, Mom, and Dad are watching Ice Walkers, the tribe have their eyes fixed on Chicken's head.

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Orthodontic Police
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6.27
69 votes

#9 - Orthodontic Police

Cow and Chicken - Season 1 - Episode 15

Orthodontic Police: The Red Guy is an orthodontic police officer, whose duty is to correct those with bad teeth. He puts them into painful and rediculous-looking retainers that cover their whole bodies. He ultimately puts them on everybody, even those without teeth. When everyone learns that the braces are permanent, Super Cow comes to everyone's rescue.

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Crash Dive
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5.75
79 votes

#10 - Crash Dive

Cow and Chicken - Season 1 - Episode 11

Crash Dive: Chicken build himself a wooden submarine, to use in the water. It's a pretty good submarine too, it comes with a parascope and everything. Cow launches it into the water for him, and he floats off, until he is sent down a waterfall. Super Cow goes to Chicken's rescue. Happy Meat: Chicken is sick of the cafeteria's food, which is nothing but a steady diet of ketchup. Since Chicken is against it, he has been banned from eating anything from the cafeteria. After a halusination of seeing his great grandpa and grandma, Cow and Chicken decide to open up their own little meat cafe, which turns out to be quite popular. I Am Weasel: ""Power of Odor""

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Confused
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5.49
82 votes

#11 - Confused

Cow and Chicken - Season 1 - Episode 7

After Cow and Chicken get one measly little crumb on the floor, Mom and Dad send them to military school, where they become emotionless, hard-boiled soldiers. Mom and Dad then send them to sensitivy school, where they become girlies.

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Lawnmower Chicken
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4.23
63 votes

#12 - Lawnmower Chicken

Cow and Chicken - Season 1 - Episode 21

Lawnmower Chicken: Chicken needs to earn money to buy socks, so he gets a job mowing The Red Guy's lawn, which has grass taller than him. He also has to mow the back yard, which contains the Swiss Alps! After Chicken finishes, The Red Guy cheats him, so Super Cow fixes it up.