The BEST episodes written by Jemaine Clement
#1 - The Trial
What We Do in the Shadows - Season 1 - Episode 7
The vampires must defend themselves as an international vampire tribunal gathers to judge them for their transgressions.
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#2 - Ancestry
What We Do in the Shadows - Season 1 - Episode 10
Nandor visits one of his living descendants, and a lover from Nadja's past re-emerges.
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#3 - Bowie
Flight of the Conchords - Season 1 - Episode 6
After a photo session, Bret develops body image issues and gets some dream advice from his idol, David Bowie. Jemaine plots to cheer him up and Murray tries to get one of the band's tunes used for a musical greeting card.
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#4 - Evicted
Flight of the Conchords - Season 2 - Episode 10
Bret and Jemaine can't afford to pay their rent and are forced to move in with Mel and Doug, and Murray believes they can make some money with a theatrical production about the band.
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#5 - Mugged
Flight of the Conchords - Season 1 - Episode 3
Bret loses Jemaine's trust after Bret abandons him when they get mugged. To regain it, Bret tries to retrieve Jemaine's stolen "camera phone" (a phone with a camera taped to it) from their muggers, who are experiencing their own trust issues.
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#6 - The Third Conchord
Flight of the Conchords - Season 1 - Episode 12
Murray introduces a new bongo-playing band member on Bret and Jemaine, triggering angry dances and mutant half-bands.
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#7 - Love Is the Weapon of Choice
Flight of the Conchords - Season 2 - Episode 6
Bret and Jemaine become rivals for the attentions of the same woman, who happens to have an epileptic dog that has gone missing.
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#8 - Bret Gives Up the Dream
Flight of the Conchords - Season 1 - Episode 2
Faced with dire financial circumstances, Bret and Jemaine look for jobs. Bret gets a job holding signs but soon he has no time for the band and Murray and Jemaine start looking for a replacement.
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#9 - Prime Minister
Flight of the Conchords - Season 2 - Episode 7
Murray sets up a meeting for the New Zealand prime minister; Jemaine gets mixed up with an Art Garfunkel fan at the end of a tribute gig.
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#10 - The Return
What We Do in the Shadows - Season 2 - Episode 7
The vampires offer shelter to an old nemesis who’s down on his luck.
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#11 - Yoko
Flight of the Conchords - Season 1 - Episode 4
Murray tries to interest Bret and Jemaine in his tour of New York band rotundas. However, Bret has a date with Coco, the girl he met at his sign-holding job. Jemaine tags along on the date, and quickly makes a habit of inviting himself along on all their dates. When Bret finally tells Jemaine that he doesn't want him to come on the dates any more, Jemaine and Murray's conclusion is that Coco is pulling a "Yoko Ono" and trying to break up the band.
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#12 - Sally
Flight of the Conchords - Season 1 - Episode 1
Bret and Jemaine go to a party at Dave's, where Jemaine meets and falls for the 'most beautiful girl in the room', Sally. When it turns out that Sally used to go out with Bret, things get weird between Bret and Jemaine.
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#13 - Te Maero
Wellington Paranormal - Season 3 - Episode 2
After finding footage of a camper being abducted by a large hairy creature, the cops decide to head for the bush…
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#14 - Wingmen
Flight of the Conchords - Season 2 - Episode 9
Jemaine and Dave help Bret woo the clerk at the cheap zoo (pet shop). Jemaine also helps Murry seek forgiveness from Greg.
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#15 - A Good Opportunity
Flight of the Conchords - Season 2 - Episode 1
Bret and Jemaine fire Murray for neglecting them in favour of the Crazy Dogggz and almost immediately they receive an offer to write a jingle for a commercial. Meanwhile Murray's fortunes reverse after he discovers that the Crazy Dogggz big hit is a rip-off of a 1990s Polish song.
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#16 - Mobots
Wellington Paranormal - Season 2 - Episode 6
Out of date phones start forming into robots and terrorising the neighbourhood! Game of snake anyone?
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#17 - Zombie Cops
Wellington Paranormal - Season 1 - Episode 6
We meet Minogue and O'Leary's nemeses in the form of Officers Donovan and Laupepe, who have arrested what appears to be a zombie. The zombie infects Donovan, who soon infects his partner while out on patrol. It’s up to Minogue and O’Leary to catch them before they get to Courtenay Place on a Friday night and start the zombie apocalypse. No pressure. So how do you find two undead cops going through the motions of their living jobs? Think like a cop! Hmm, how do you do that again?
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#18 - Sally Returns
Flight of the Conchords - Season 1 - Episode 5
Sally, the ex-girlfriend of both Bret and Jemaine, from the season premiere, returns to further complicate things in the band.
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#19 - Pilot
What We Do in the Shadows - Season 1 - Episode 1
The vampires try to plan a lavish bloodfeast in honor of a visit by their ancient master from the Old Country.
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#20 - Murray Takes It to the Next Level
Flight of the Conchords - Season 2 - Episode 4
Murray tries to elevate Bret and Jemaine on his friendship graph, bringing his questioning pal Jim in on the plan; Mel demands an apology from Bret for inappropriate dream behavior.
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#21 - The Tough Brets
Flight of the Conchords - Season 2 - Episode 3
Bret organizes a gang to protect himself from rappers he dissed in a song; Murray and Jemaine confront a group of Aussie bullies; Mel paints a portrait Jemaine can't get rid of.
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#22 - Demon Girl
Wellington Paranormal - Season 1 - Episode 1
Minogue and O’Leary bring in what they think is another projectile-vomiting drunk teenager. But Sergeant Maaka realises she’s a demon who’s been visiting Wellington every 66 years. He invites Minogue and O’Leary to join his new Paranormal Unit and when the girl escapes from the station, our intrepid duo get their first assignment chasing the body-hopping demon across the suburbs, culminating in the gates of hell itself being opened in Wellington’s bucket fountain.
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